Durjana KAH???

Mesty uols igt i nk carot saper kali nie kan . . .? berhenty laa membuat dosa dgn menuduh manusia2 yg High Potential utk di carot itewww.....

Saper lg nk di carot kalau bkn diri sendirik . . ala2 bermuhasabah diri! Xgithooo ustazah2 sekalian . .? Nasha, naper xjwb? *LOL

Semalam igtkn dpt kuar date, tp apakan daya di cancel last minute! *smbil meraung2 cakar tanah bagai

So, duk jek laa kat umah smbil menunggu waktu berbuka . . Tp tetiba my sis ajak i berbuka kat luar, so dari duk sorg2 smbil sentap puki*ops tercarot* better i folo jek . . Memandangkn waktu berbuka lambat agi, weols lepak kat jln Doraisamy, Club Space . . HARUS di igtkn waktu itu petang yer, club manerr yg dah bukak lagu2 setan tuh lg . . . Best gak mengamalkan budaya lepak smbil scanin . . Saper ckp bulan2 puasa xleh scan, rezeki uolssss . . *matilamak

By that time, i just know dat Club Space, Cyyna and The Loft are under One managemant! BApak KAya owner nieh, wat jd skandal ley laa i mrasa pakai baju Esprit yg seperti di beli oleh Finch . . Hahahaha, mak akn beli lagi mahal dr uols *beranganz smbil gelak setan.

So for berbuka weols mkn kat restoran sblh balai polis dang wangi . . Xbest UOLSSSS!!! Mak order NAsi Goreng USA tp yg rasa kat lidah n tekak nie adalah MINYAK semata2 . . Dinch uols! Apa owner kedai nie xtergugat ker dgn Kenaikan Harga Minyak skarunk nie . .? Apa laki uols tauke gali minyak kat ARab tuh ker?? Koser mak, nyah! Tapi di sebab kan lapar, Ku telan kn jua . .LICIN gakk! =P

Lps berbuka, we ols cont. lepak kat Da' Space smbil ber Wifi-ing kat saner . . Sambil2 tuh my sis order Piza kat The Loft Restaurant, nama aper xigt da.. It's a Italian cuisine . . Sedap gak n' xmahal! BUT we're lucky dat nyte, Manager Club blanjer, wuhuuuuuuuuuu . . .!!! *kalau tau order air jus 4 gelas

Whenever semua da naik kejang vontot ala2 nk bersalin tuh, sejuk mcm nk beku,baru laa nk ajak lik umah! Yg pasty, maghrib ntah kemana, Teraweh?? hangusssss . . !!

Smpi jek umah, mak posing ala2 Cleopatra bunting 14 bulan dpn Tv . . Igt kn xkuar da, ruper2nya ada lg penjanjian setan nya! HaiyOooOO . . Nk xnk, folo laa jugeks, kalau tdak Sahur nanty nak makan per . .? Mampukh uols sediakan Ikan kukus sweet sour, Nasi beriani gam dgn Ayam golek madu? Ado?? Kalau NAN ADO, jgn uols beranganz nk sahur dgn i yg chantek sket dr Iss *lareeekkkkkkkk

Igt kn pi maner, ruper2 nay tmpt sama! So, igt kn nk berWifi-ing lg. . so i tnya lh my sis, maner Lappy? My sis: Ada dgn my fren n' dat lappy are keep in security box!Afta club close,then u can hav it! ArghHhHhHhHH . . . buhsan la camni! DAri duk sorg2 kat luar, so i pun join masuk lam Club Space . . 1st time masuk club bulan2 puasa, sebbaik xkena petir jek . .! Opssss, 4got to story uols. . b4 am enter da club, de sorg minah salleh dtg kat i n tanya i ada jual GANJA x? Hanjengggggg tol bangsat nie *mrasa kna carot! I punyer sebegini baik rupanya, igt i Dealer DADAH kerr . . . *mesty korg muntah2 smbil meraung bagai pas baca nie kan

Time lam club, am juz sit n' didn't dance kerena nawaitu ku hanya meneman my sis yg da hal n hav to meet sum1 in there! We stay there smpi club close and by da time i sempat kenal dgn owner club2 itew . . Org Perancis rupernya, Middle age ady *Dinch and pakai Porshe Cayenne uols *tarik balik dinch, LOL . . tp GF dier model, gorgeous!

Sahur we ols g Kg. Baru . .! Ala Carte, so senang laa nk pilih kn! Yg penting, ramai yg candoo2! nyum2 . . hahaha ! BEst gak dat nyte, meet new fren n' new attitude of ppl . .!

So regarding to da title above, i let uols decided it, okeyh??? *mcm laa mak khesah

xoxoxo Ustaz Julzen

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Where Am I Actually . .??

Arini xtaw naper, sejuk at Uniten nie lain mcm jek . .
Mayb hujan kat sini tiap2 petang smpi nk jejak kaki kat lantai pun ley mengigil . .
Mula2 nk post pas sahur td tp di sebabkn sejuk yg Amat, instead duk melilau better duk lam selimut dgn"adikku". LOL

Sahur arini simple sesimple nya, menu nya ialah sosej, telur n roti . . n sedikit serunding! ITEW jek . . kalau mcm nie tiap2 hari, bukan setakat kebaya ley pakai, korset nenek i pun ley muat gamaknya! *xpun Dech nya korset, kan ayahanda kan.........matilamak

Since i da kebah dari demam, tiap2 malam tido xtentu . . kdg2 xsedar smpi waktu sahur. Haih!! I must reset back my biological clock . .

Everyday, everysecond, i wonder n' keep askin myself " Is dis what i want? My action n' my alter ego killin me in silent? Who am i?

Sooooo............. wat i do now juz cross my finger n heels. . Hopin things goin recover just like old times!!

*juz wanan put my adorable Queen Rania, Queen of Jordan

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Karma, Do Ur JOb!!

Assalamualaikum w.b.t.......

Salam pembukaan sempena Ramadhan Al-Mubarak ini . . Ahlan Ya Ramadhan . .
Walaupun sudah puasa ke 4, tapi kedatangan Ramadhan patut di rai kn setiap hari . .bukan dgn bakar mercun, tergewdix2, berjoget sakan atas pentas tapi Dgn Menunaikan solat Teraweh!! Yer hadek2, hakak2, TERAWEH!

diSbbkn da lama xhupdate, so its not too late too wish dis since we still on dis month...

Selamat Hari Kemerdekaan ke -51 . . Tema tahun i xhingat uols, sbb tahun nie kurang spirit nya berbanding tahun2 sudah . . They more focus on to Election, Anwar, Saiful n etc2.. Mals nk citer sedang kn uols sure da tau (if u are malaysian n concern bout dis country) *matilamak ngata org sdgkn diri sendiri xbetul

S0000ooo *smbil menarik nafas panjang* whre shud i start? many thing happen lately dat bring a totally big choas in ma Fabs life *gitewwww

In my mind now got 2 idea, either perkara yg menYentapkn dulu or yg TAK menYentapkn?? . . org kata, "Save Da best 4 Da Last" . . mslhnya, dua2 best... hahahaha

Okey... we start a last friday b4 Ramadhan . . as far as ur concern*mcm la korg hingin sgt nk tau citer mak. i hasn't been to LQ about 2 month++ . . So weols plan to go there b4 da puasa start. Mona and Kencu folow me back home at Melati Utama wif my sis! When weols arrived home, all my kazen are there. (my kazen n i plan too celeb 1st day puasa 2gether) Lama da xkumpul ramai2, best!

Dat nyte i bring my sis car n' continue our journey to infinity fun . . LOL
we tots Lq not so crowded like b4 but vise versa! meriah gak uolss . . Di sebabkan da lama, urat lentik tersimpul, so nk start tuh kemain payah! Abis segala pilates, yoga,sumo mak buat, totap tersumbat! Final solution is moves to Dance floor uolssss! Ap lagi kalau da naik sheikh, goyang xhengat dunia laa! Lagu pun quiet okay . .

Toward da end, i tots its gonna end wif fun, enjoy, good mood, and satisfied! but lain jadinya . . !*sigh
But guys, thanks so much cause willin to hav fun wif me XOXOXOXOXOXO


A night of merdeka, i outin wif sum1. *those yg tau senyap2 sudeyh,jgn nk mulot longkang ea*
i called dat sum1 is "Z" okeyh!
afta pick Z at Hilton Hotel, i bwk dier jln2 keliling kl since we hav no where to heading too! Jln xdr laa jem sgtz,kalau jem pun, mak xrasa noqz . . Dat nyte not went smoothly bcause of my nervous . . FYI, it's been 2 years since my last Date . . xker kecut perot, nk pitam bagai ker *matilamak dramatic

then we go on a night afta . . Yes uols, 2nd date! ahakx . . b4 dis i ask Z 4 diner tmrw, then Z give green light . . Location : Oldtown Cheras(oldtown jinjang) . Again, i pick Z at workplace then direct go Oldtown . . Dis time i more relax, layback n comfort! atas nasihat Bonda terchenta, Iss. XOXO Iss

Whenver i reached Z home, i give Z a surprise! for dat i been rewarded sumthin, tuh kna mintak! Ahakx . . *blushin
I smile a da way back home, smpi tdo pun xlena. Apakah?? hummmm . . .
Da funny things is, Z tots i wanna do sumthin bad to Z while i not stop at Z house !! haish . sentap+lucu pun ada . . i wish i can captured Z reaction dat tyme, so shweeeeeetttt!!

Talkin bout ramadhan nie, da masok 4 hari berpuasa dgn makhluk2 dlm umah cendi nie. Time sahur meriah bagai, dgn ader nya makcik2 molot maha hazab nie! Bak kata kencu, "kalau mona jd bini org, ini jenis bini yg molot jahat,jaja citer fitnah satu kampung". . Mona pulak" kalau kencu jd bini, ini jenis bini yg selalu jumpa bomoh, wat nasi kangkang kat suami" Xker korg rasa nk gelak smpi terburai isi perot!

Org lain bgn sahur mamai2, nie siap gelak laa, charaz laaa . . Itu yg best kan, biler lagi nk meriah mcm tuh! Selama 2hari jugak laa i terlantar atas katil sebab Demam yg agak trok . . Am so lucky n bless cause God send me 3 BFF while am sick, tnpa diaorg mau nya mati reput atas katil tuh! so wif my Big Heart, Big Hug n my Big Thanks to Mona,Kencu,n' Finch . . Xluper jugek kepd Bonda Iss menanya khabar ANakanda! *braya sama2 nanty k bonda, kiter takluk satu kelantan kutip wet raya. LOL

Uolss mesty tungu citer yg menyentap kn itu kan . . satu jek meks nk habaq,

"Jangan lah nak wat statement yang uols cakap saja di mulot tapi buat nya tidak" dlm erti kater lain "JANGAN BUAT STATEMENT PROPA" and

"Jangan nk kekwat dgn meks sbb meks boley buat 10 times more than that"

okey uols, pinggang i nie mcm nk tercabut skru da!

Selamat Berpuasa n berSahur!

Igt Iss "Amar Makruf Nahi Mungkar" *jgn noty2, ahakx

xoxoxo julzen

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