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Showing posts with label vacation. Show all posts
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Chin Peng Must've Envy Me So Damn Much Now

WARNING! This post contains a radioactive and hazardous! *well i did warn u guys, so don't carot me if its bored u guys~!


Hai peeps,

Sumtimes holiday can be boring or total fun! For me, i got half of boths. Afta rolling.pulling,throlling around at my hometown and kl, now i got a approval to performed well in Cuti2 Malaysia! HAHA.

Since my dear friends, Nadiah gettin married on Jun 6 2009, so i comeout with vacations at Penang Island. So 1st person i text is Yed. Plus our conditions are the same, do 3 months holidays with NOTHING! LOLx.

I got my approval by my parent, so does him. Apparently, we're in budgeting holiday, so we hav to saving up during the holidays. 1st things pop-up was Ismail Khan a.k.a Yang Terutama Maha Hanj, MAk Hayam Penang (Pemegang Mohor2 Besar Dildo*size 12inch keatas only).

Eventhou its sounds so smooth flow planning this holiday, better not to! Yed, da fuckin Ho! never get enuf with complaning either he gonna hav fun or not at Penang. Then i hav to trouble Iss to ask anything regarding interesthing places to visit when we're there. I like to give a thrill to Iss when called him! HAHA.

Since this is 7 fuckin days holiday, so long story gonna be short A BIT! don't worry Iss, every single good thing will be story here. LOLx

Jun 1st at KL

okey,i hav too admit that i was so damn GIGIH. Afta reach Kl, hav a rest bout 2 hours (or less) when driving bout 7 hours non-stop, am packin all my stuff and make ma move to Casa Villa Condo at Bangi too pickup Ratu Siam (Finch) And Ratu Labis (Kencu). Then directly to Subang pickin up Yed. Unfortunately, we got no chances to greet Yed brother. Wakaka!

We ate our diner at Uptown Damansara. Gossip : Spotted kencu inviting his so-called-scandal named Didot (guess so) at our spot. Okey, don't think its end there. *Matilaaaaa

Oh dear, we're not end our lepak-ing at Uptown but at Al-Andalus, Damai. wohoooo! shisha-ing(me not), gosipping and again Spotted: Obviously there must be a cupid behind kencu and didot. so mesraaaaa~ *ampunnnnn

Afta sending all of them home, zaid and me stayed at Cendi and make amove from there to Penang.

Oh btw, while we're at al-andalus, i was messaging with pidut askin him, begging him to join us to Penang. damn u!
*see, i told ya. pictures describes a thousand words! LOLx

Jun 2nd kl-perak-penang

About 10am, we're finish packin our stuff and the journey to penang started! BUT, unfortunetly, am accidently bump my bumper with stupid metal rode. Fuck! We decided to stop by at Pidut house to had our lunch plus persuade him to join us AGAIN!*tastylicious aite

OMGoodness, the lunch was so damn good. So delicious! here's sum of the pictures taken.. Okey done with that, our plan by persuading him to join us to penang suddenly switch over, in fact his parent and him try to persuade us to saty over at their places. am like WHAT???? we cant do that, my mak hayam ady waited for us! Walhal am so damn excited to ride a ferry! LOLx..jakun? whtever..

Zaid again, never get enuf complaining bout journey takin too long! Well understood bout that since this was his 1st time havin a long trip by cars. . Well Said!

once we're reached Penang, both of us wondering where's the fuckin jetty to get on ferry?! Am even askin my dear penang friends who is stayin at Seberang Prai and she also don't fuckin know where its located.! SIGH* So either want or not, we hav to use the Lamely-famous Penang Bridge, Yeah right! The traffic conjuction was so DAMN Worst. traffic jam was anywhere, cant run from it even out of KL.

We're scanning the people at USM Penang while waitin for mak hayam too pick-up us. 1st move to conquer the penang. Wahahaha. . Iss, take it or leave penang for me. ROFL!

Iss served us with fried meehoon as our diner. Okey, now it's officially start for our holiday here cause dat nyte we're lepakin at batu feringghi with Boon Roy. Pick her up at Tanjung Bungah and she was so damn freakin awesome. Luv ur magic power, TINGGGGG! hahahahaha.
*me, boon, iss and zaid
*so cool, HAHA!*Iss reaction when susuk nalarekek lost!*so scrumptios

Afta back from Bt. Feringghi, dis marvellous kebab with butter nan we ate at kapitan keling reataurant. For 1st time, i'm takin dis 'alcohol for me" drink called Ginger Tea. Tastes was teribble,dats my 1st and last. uwekkk!

Jun 3rd

Wakey! Wakey! urghhh, da yesterday exhaustion still in my vein, my all part of body. so we end up wake up so late! Luckily Our host,Iss well trained. Our lunch are well prepared with fabs dishes. 2nd activity at penang was Shopping at Gurney plaza since zaid are lookin for a jeans. *itew laa sengal sgt, tlupa jeans kat cendi*. 1 thing that with dis fuller, always get hungry eventhou we juz had our lunch 2-3 hours ago! we went to Sushi King and so does my tots that he juz ate 2-4 plates BUt end up with 6 plates i guess. WTF!*our lunch
*wif cassandra, Jazz Singer

That night, we're going to Boons working places which is at G spot at G Hotel. she treat us wif the drinks, and It's FREE. dats wat we called , Treat! LOLx. The Jazz performances by cassandra is amazing. so Chill, jazzing, cam-whoring, YES we did it! HAHA. Oh ya, before that we went to batu feringgi for 2nd time, and dis time i bought Gucci Tote Bag along wif zaid wif LV wallet. whoa!*Hell yeah!

Jun 4th

1st thing pointed was my beg. HAHA! as well Iss mentioned to me before dat am "kiciwi" a.k.a "jakun". WHTEVE! Today, we went to P ramlee House near with sumwhere, 4got ady. Same as before, we're juz depend on maps dat we bought at popular book stores at Perangin Mall. Later that evening, for 3rd time, we went to Batu feringgi and dis time, we splashing the water! Poor Zaid, he forgot that his foot are made by glass so the-glass-leg was hittin sumthin in da water and "crack". Kasihan! lolx. and yes, we still cant let our night pass without pay a litta visit at da nite market. Fuhhh! zaid found his black checkered Lv sling bag there but promised to bought it tmrw since no stock for new ones.*i doubt it either dis is the original design
*and the cinderella lost HIS shoes. larekkk*camHo!ing wif the Ho!

Jun 5th
*wuuuuuu

Today, cause wakeing up so late,we having our lunch at Kapitan Keling. Nasi beriani claypot bukhary was so delicious! We parked our car at Perangin Mall cause try to saving up a fuel by using public transport. It's FUn indeed. Our next to-do list was Bukit bendera since last night we're cancel it! As now in school holiday, we came around 2pm but can get up there at 4.45pm. nearly 3 hrs in waitin list but we managed to get up there abit early which is at 4pm ,i guess! On top of the hill was so chill, so calming! Juz enjoy a "few' picture taken up there. Later that night, we'd having diner at town called Nasi Kandar Beratur. i've been in row for 1 fuckin hours with Iss. Urghhh! Moody moody Me!

*from whre we stand,its takes an hour to reach @counter

Jun 6th
*breakfast @Kapitan
*Yea Yea, i managed to get on it!

The day that we're supposed make our ass out from penang but still hav un-finished business here. HAHA. Today was my bestfrens wedding, Siti Nadiah. She is the reason that we came here. Since her house and the wedding held was at seberang, we are agree to use ferry rather than jammed bridge. Wohooo, my 1st time using dis suppa cool public transports dat maybe aged a century ago. the only transport before the bridge come-out. *i would like to googling bout history of the ferry and the bridge but the internet juz envy me to be acknowledge bout dis. HAHA. Oh, i still can't get this incident while we're lost at sumwhere in seberang prai. we tot we're askin a local ppl to get to my fren's wedding but end up with indon girl. We noticed it afta she said " kalau begitu" in indon ascent. Pasti kami sesat lagi lor. waduhhhhh~!


*cik bit, julzen, abg chik,nad and idk dis gurl

Afta "peluk cium" with ma fren, we're make our moved to get back on island but wit a litt abit help by cik bit. Traffic never get better, worse! once reached home, both of us collapsed. Wanna know why? Cause my lovely white car get fussy and wont let us use da FUCKIn air-cond! Ismail don't want to follow us cause he wanna do special dishes call Nasi Tomato with Ayam Masak Ros and Daging Kurma. Sangat sangat shedap, thanks kak may!
For The last time, we're going to Bt. feringgi again, HAHA. Dis time i bought Lv black checkred beg, same goes to zaid but in white color. I've been on QAF since 4 years ago now i can get it for 2 season complete set. yahooo!

Jun 7th

Sayonara Penang and bitches! Iss served us a last dishes with masak lemak cili api. thanks kak may, sedap taw! HAHA. Along way back home to kl, sumthing that i can't run from it, Traffic Jam! so we're agree to sleepover at Pidut House at Tanjung Malim. Dat nyte, we start to watch QAF! So far so addicted. HAHA

Jun 8th
*it's boilinggggg!

Hot Spring! Alang2 kan. I tot its juz a simple place with several pond of hot water but da place is amazing. eventhou its located deep in oil palm farm but hey, they hav a hotel in there managed by Residence Hotel. Meletop! We meet Pidut fren named Andy. On ething bout him @1st impression was, why he speakin english with us, plus wif ascent! WTH. Afta awhile chatting wif him, now i found out that he used to live at Australia. Well, idc! I envy him one thing, his leg is so smooth, hairless, like gurl! HAHAHA. Nike model wif women shoes, dat wats he do for part-time. Envy ryte? hummmm.*the temp for dis bout 30-40 degrees celcius

Jun 9th*still, i luv dis place. HAHA

Okey we back home @Kl. BUT we've stop by a Templer WaterPark. MAndy, scan etc etc. back home to cendi. Send zaid back to Subang, Afik accompany me.

The END

What A Marvellous Holiday. Let's Doin it Again. LOLx



XOXOXOXO Julzen Ministry of Tourism

Saturday, December 6, 2008

My Penang Trip . .

Oookey . . da lama xhupdate blog . .

nie nk share a bit of my penang trip . .

on 23rd of Nov 2008, i grak ke penang dgn bas mutiara pd pukul 9 pg u'ols... nie my 1st time naik bas pagi and my 1st time to penang sorg2 after 10 years i guess . . da lama xjejak kn kaki ke penang nie . . Dulu nan ado attraction nya, tp sejak byk raid dan penangkapan thdp Jibets2 skrunk kat Penang, membuat kn crown di kepala asik vibrate jek . . . *crown org lain, bkn i, i bkn ratu.

Ketibaan i di sambut oleh Mak Hayem,Hitik, Hanjeng, All In 1 . . iaitu Denise Richards Malaya, Makcik Iss . . *tepuk tangan semua, lol

Pabila da sama2 da ketemu, maka bermulalah episode hitam dalam hidup ku . . Gaythoooo!!! Konon mcm ala2 citer kena raped bagai . . Choiii

1st day

Xder buat apa pun, juz duk umah kejap...mlm tuh g Pelita . .*cheq br taw yg Pelita nie ader merata yer* Online bagai laaa, siap download album britney yg baru tp Nan ado leh bukak nya...siap dgn pasword kekdahnya . . .

2nd day

now da journey start . . plan yg paling 1st adalah ke Bukit Bendera . . nazar kena wat dulu kan! bkn mcm kencu, dier bernazar nak main dgn Abg2 Asok . . ahakx! *matilamak

weols juz mengunakan pengangkutan awam jerk... tidak mengecewakan yer perkhidmatan nya! . . Ader jek bus all da time and very da mur uols . . 1 trip kekdg RM1 or RM1.50 jek . . Mula2 weols kena g bus station kat komtar utk penukaran bas! so Utk pergi balik ony Rm 5 jek . . meks suka!

Harus smpi sana, trus catwalk *iss jln kangkang, xleh buat..siannnn! larekkkkkkk* ke kaunter tiket . . FYI, bukit bendera nie ader 2 perhentian, iaitu perhentian tengah dan atas! Tp yg menyedihkan perhentian atas sedang di perbaiki . . so dpt g Perhentian tengah jek.. harga tiket? murs jek uols, only RM 2 jek uols *if am not mistaken*

So bermula sesi CAMWHORE sepanjang perjalanan dlm cable car dan di perhentian itu.... These are few of pic dat we snap!



Pix yg last tuh mesty uols igt saper kan.. ini lah yg dpt weols cuci mata sepnjg kat atas tuh... cuba uosl tgk kat blakang tuh! Very da perhimpunan Hindraf uols . . begitu ramai kelly2 yg membuat kn weols mahu turun dgn pantas! . . by dis time laa we talk bout orientation PLU2 . . Kalu tgk Sum1 ass, dier TOP...kalau Tgk badan , dier Bottom...tp meks tgk dua2 taw! well, am FLEXI babeh! . . .btw dis guy selepas di scan bagai, PLu rupernya, Iranian . . melert uols!

Done dat, we decided nak lunch kat jalan Kapitan Keling . . Scary kan nama jln kann! makan pulak kat Restoran Kapitan.. Harus segala mak hayem lepak kat sini, kate taste kelly, wakakaka . . Nasi Beriani Ayam dier very da Tempting uolss!



*ini lah kedai itew . . cari jgn xcari! kalu xjumpa, cr Iss kat Sg. Dua..wakaka

meks igt lagi maser mula order, ader jual susu tenaga kejadahnay tepi kedai tuh . .! So Uncle Iss nak laa try . . tanya mamak tuh biler siap susu tuh ? Uols tahu dier ckp per . ." Lagi 3 minit @ half an hour!" . . Am like WTF . . very da kelly kann . . Hanjz sgt . . Tunggang langgang nya bahasa!

Then weols pusing2 dalam Perangin mall . . Afta dat we head home . .Penat uols!

3rd Day

Today, i kenal dgn new fren . . nama dier Dot, ala2 polka dot jugeks laa..! Very da frenly uols. . Jumpa2 trus buka kaunseling uols! Maklum laa br lps frust berChenta . . Xper dot, u will find True Love sumday . Kan Iss kann!

1stly, weols g makan dulu . . Kat restoran Nasi Padang! Murs jugeks uols . . nama jalan xhengat daa... Then i nk g beli jeruk! Mcm2 ader uols.. I beli jeruk jambu, mangga, cermai and satu lg buah aper . . Time duk ralit memilih, leh lak si Dia call . . Potong stim tol! . . I dtg Penang nie tuk release kn segala masalah . . xabis2 lah Dia nie! Irritating and annoying sgtz . . .

these are few pic during borong buah jeruk . . ! Dot nyempat jek camwhore kannnnn . . Tok guru dier Iss . . dier yg bertanggungjwb! *larekkkkkkkkkkk

*tiem nie laaa si Dia call. . . Sentap taw

*saper yg vontot jatuh? teka2 uols . . kalu ckp meks, mek sumpah jd sesumpah! LOL..Saper yg taste yg kat bj kuning tuh, anda perlu print pic nie and bawak kat balai polis . . officer yg bertugas boleh membuat pengecaman terhadap vontot sbb dier pernah ONS! *larekkkkkkkk

Selepas da borong jeruk2 itew, we ols g lepak kat sumplace yg nice, tepi pantai and nampak Mainland, pulau2 and Jambatan Penang . .! Dis place is in front of Townhouse . . Meletop uols umah kat sini . . Weols duk beranganz jek duk kat sini . . and yg penting photoshot! . . Kalau da camera kat tgn Makcik Iss, xsah laa xsnap kann . . .! Model nya meks laa jugeks, xbyr sesen pun! Suh pas jantz, adakaa dier pi pass geng2 nusyuz! Selisih mak lampir taw . . .!

these are few pic taken:-

*tuh laa townhouse tuh . . Very da glamz*tiang biru yg kat blakang tuh ader 4, and waktu mlm dier pancarkn laser . . Chantek kater Dot! xsmpt nk tgk sbb we're too early!

Balik tuh weols lepak pelita untuk ke akhir kali sbb keesokan nya i balik dgn bas pagi jugeks . . . Lama gak laa, berjam2 smpi Dot g kuar dgn kwn dier n dtg balik uols.. . .

I hav so much fun during dis trip . . Tenang jek walaupun jari jemari ku sakit! Hope can get back here soon . . dis time nk g Batu Ferringi *xtaw betol x ejaan* Nk jd duyung kat sanerr . . Daaaa


XOXOXO Julzen , Ministry of Tourism

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Monday, August 25, 2008

BitterSweet

Berangkatan Pulang




Feel mcm raja2 nk kluar majlis lak kan.... raja maner??? raja kapoor?? Choii.... Raja Bersiong lah best ^_^ xpun Raja Muda Perak! opss

Akhirnya selesai sudah perjalanan menuju ke arah keberkatan ku negeri Serambi Mekah (harus di Bold kn) iaitu negeri Kelate... Selama 7 hari kat saner, boley dpt title Haji or Hajjah x?? org lain g mekah 2 minggu or sebulan br dpt, tuh dlm musim haji...aku lak musim buah!! LOL.. korg jgn tetiba wat molot longklang panggil aku hanj, petir ku doakan.... jgn memain, molot org br lik negeri serambi mekah berbisa tao... Awas!!




*nk rasa panahan mcm nie, try laa wat molot puaka



7 hari kat saner, selama 7 hari jugak laa meks bertapa lam umah smbil mak ratu hidangkn makanan lazat2 yg tempting giler.... yg paling ultimate adalah DURIAN. Tiap2 hari mkn pulut durian, tanpa mengira masa dan tenaga.. Byg kn kol 12 tgh mlm duk mentekedarah pulut durian, org lain da kejung tido, dan bagi yg berlaki, menyontot laa!! Xgitew Iss...jwb jgn xjwb!


So b4 am back to qlantan, many things happen! BitterSweet... 1st: Ketibaan Permaisury Pencen dr Penang, nama ratu dier xdpt di dedahkan atas sebab2 tertentu(pdhal takot kena murka).. Anakanda menjunjung khaseh di atas kedatangan Bonda mencemar duli di Kota Maksiat nie... tp kalau uols nk tao, Bonda i nie demand mengalahkn Mariah Carey.. Ada kaa org buat, nk Karpet 7 kaler! n flower boi yg candoo2... Meks fengsan 2 jam dgr permintaan Diva2 beranganz nie... *lareeeeeekkkk




*kalau tetek uols xmcm mak, n xverani dressin mcm mak, JGN BERANGANz




on 16 August 08, berlaku lah orgy ramai2 di Bangi seks8 dgn Plu2 yg cando2 *candoo ker.... haha Xctly my Ayahanda n his Bf, Syam merangkap Bonda Bangi buat House Warming kerena baru pindah! So Haruslaa di canang2 satu malaya yg umah Ratu2 nei kat maner! senang jantz2 nak anta balik umah kalau xlarat drive lps meng loi!! opsss.. *matilamak kna charaz
Dat nyte best sgtz, n oso hav befday gurl dat nyte, so we ols celeb it.. but till now i dunt her name. Sum1 pliss tel me k! She's Gorgeous!
from left: (Bonda Bangi) Syam, (Bonda) Iss, Frid, Kencu, Me, Zaid

Day afta Party, all da Diva2 xsiap nie*include me, so humble kan. LOL! pegi Mines, mkn Pizzahut and Men Bow-Ling.. yg penting b4 dat, bonda n i nyempat g shopping yer! hohoho walaupun!


3 Hari wif Bonda n Ayahanda is da moment dat i never ever 4get, wat a amazing time spend wif them... biler lg anak beranak nk bertepuk tampar cam2! LOve u guys..*guys kah? whteve voley! haha
n in dis entry, i dunt hav mood to story da bitter story! Malas nk cerita psl2 puki2 karat nie! Wasting my time, which i rather spend wif ayam itik dr cerita puki2 nie! Semuanya menYentapkn jek. next entry kot, InsyaAllah!

so daaaa

xoxo julzen

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